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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
What a good swimmer I would be?
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern' Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely. Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for,
But then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
God created the world in SIX days,
But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!
I used to think that dreams do not come true,
But this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
I know you think I'm cute,
I know you think I'm fine,
But like the other guys, Take a number and wait in Line!
What's the difference between your and my smile?
You smile when you are happy,
I smile when you are happy.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Girl: Sandal nikaloo kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
Do u believe in love at first site
or do I have to walk by again?
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
I believe that God above created you for me to love.
He picked me out from all the rest because he knew I'd love you the best !
A smile to put you on high...
A kiss to set your soul alright...
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

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