Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, what is 'nitrate'?
The girl replied Rs 2500/ + hotel room bill.. this is my night rate!!

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

Teacher to students: A for?
Students: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Students: Jai Mata Di

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...?
Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!

A Sardar's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! What a Great Kanjoos!

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!

Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do, Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur Haryana bhej do !

mahabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha?
guess...guess...
DUSSHASAN! Kaise?
sala 2 episode tak sari khichta raha.
sari upar bhi to kar sakta tha.

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega,
Sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!

Osama to Amitabh: How are you ?
Amitabh: "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham" And you?
Osama: "Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum"

Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
 
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey.

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
 
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
 
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai