Funny Jokes

Funny Profiles

These are Boys ads taken from a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated. (isn't it unique !! 1 brother … Continue Reading

God Will Take Care Of Me

There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him. … Continue Reading

The Lexus

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialled 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled … Continue Reading

Hi-Tech Watch

A man is at Train Station waiting for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots a guy carrying two suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time. The guy replies "Sure, which … Continue Reading

Bottle Fed Baby

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Oh...he is breast fed!", replied the … Continue Reading

You're Not a Kid Anymore When

Your car has four doors. You routinely check the oil in your car. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room. You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday. Neighbours borrow your tools. The phone … Continue Reading