Funny Jokes


"A poor woodcutter found a baby in the forest and adopted him. But how should he feed the child? He prayed to God, and a miracle happened: The woodcutter grew breasts and could nurse the child." A student:"But why should god make woman's breast grow on a man? God could have sent a purse with … Continue Reading

The Magic Mirror

Legend has it that there is a coffee bar inNew York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie ---*poof*------- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never … Continue Reading

Advantages of Breast Milk

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Cats can't … Continue Reading

First Pregnancy

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?" The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy … Continue Reading

Only I Can Have This

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a … Continue Reading

How to Deal with Telemarketers

Answer the phone, and realise it's the telemarketer. say "I didn't get a word." but it's funnier if they talk for a long time. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to … Continue Reading