Funny Jokes

Actual Medical Chart Notes

1. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to … Continue Reading

Abort, Retry, Ignore

Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,Longing for the warmth of bed sheets,Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer.Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE commandBut got instead a reprimand:It … Continue Reading

First Grade Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these wereactually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these … Continue Reading

Deep Thoughts about Women

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something … Continue Reading

The Monastery

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, … Continue Reading

You Know You're a Mom When ......

1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care. 2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding. 3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house … Continue Reading