Funny SMS Post 10

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry.
Mom: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw Dad
Just close ur eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds...
Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them