Funny SMS Post 14

When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again
Now I have decided never drink water again
God made a daylight and is called Sun,
God made a entertainment and is called Fun,
God made a nightlight and is called Moon,
God made You and is called Cartoon.