Funny SMS Post 15

Could you fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind you.
It's really very urgent, damn serious & very important,
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.