Funny SMS Post 6

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u will always be Smiling!
Tip to reduce alcohol consumption:
Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad,
After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!