Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u will always be Smiling!

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption:
Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad,
After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip...
take out your...
book from your bag and study!

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time!
I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Bathroom?

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

I saw u on road today. U were looking so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!

If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like to use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Q: What's the difference between good & bad Girls?
A: Good Girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad Girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too,
Beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry.
Mom: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw Dad

Just close ur eyes and think of yourself for 10 seconds...
Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.

Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Girl: Great! I want 10 of them