Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.

When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same...
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted

OldMan to Doc: I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.

Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue,
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo.

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait...
Searching...
Searching...
Still searching...
sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.

When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again
Now I have decided never drink water again

God made a daylight and is called Sun,
God made a entertainment and is called Fun,
God made a nightlight and is called Moon,
God made You and is called Cartoon.

Could you fax me ur photo very very urgently? Mind you.
It's really very urgent, damn serious & very important,
I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.