Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change it...

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more

If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

What's the difference between wife and neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour's wife is like an Ice-cream, should have immediately.

People who do lots of work...make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...make less mistakes
Who do no work...make no mistakes
So who make no mistakes...get promoted

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of..
 

 

Foster beer (chilled) with chips.
It's urgent Mob no & name is as displayed

If you are married please ignore this msg,
for everyone else: Happy Independence Day

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

Man receives telegram "Wife dead, should be buried or cremated?"
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me."
Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but the thought of long life will never come.