Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest.
A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise.
A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.

What men want:
a woman who can cook,
a woman who earns good money,
a woman who loves him
and a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

A worried passenger: Do the ship of this size sink often?
Captain of the ship: No madam, not more than once.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, and
Legends never talk, they send SMS...

You are genius, your mind is a master piece,
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right,
And in right part nothing is left.

When I see the moon I see you
When I see the stars I see you
When I see the Sea I see you
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?