One tourist from U.K. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village?
He replies: no sir, only small Babies !
Q: Why Sardar is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth?
A: Because Doctor has advised him: Aaj Light Khana hai !
Sardar sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala Mahaan, padhnewala Gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala Gadha, padhnewala Mahaan.