SMS Jokes Post 21

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.
Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
1980 girls: Mom mei Jeans pehanungi
Mom : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Todays girls: Mom mein mini skirt pehanungi
Mom: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hai near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear.
Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear and very clear