SMS Jokes Post 23

Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Paani mein Whiskey milao to nasha hota hai
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha hota hai
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha hota hai
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai