SMS Jokes Post 24

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light nahi thi to candle jala di aur bola: Doctor ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena

Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom machal jata hai
Sara badan kaamp jata hai
Dil main gudgudi hoti hai
Stupid, yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai