SMS Jokes Post 25

Ladkiwale Ladke se: Tum nonveg khatey ho?
Ladka: Ha
Sharaab?
Ha
Drugs?
Ha
Jua?
Ha
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai kya?
Ladka: Haanji, HIV Positive
Bahu: Maji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? kisi truck ke niche aa gaya hoga to
Train ka TT Sadhu se: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein