SMS Jokes Post 3

Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...?
Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!
A Sardar's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade! What a Great Kanjoos!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!