SMS Jokes Post 35

Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... Why?
Just confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai?
Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki,
Thode din aur ruk jata to naya model mil jata
Sardar proposed a Girl for marriage.
Girl: I'm 1 year elder to you...
Sardar: Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.