SMS Jokes Post 44

A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'
Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God and I told him that I have a friend like you. He smiled and said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain.
Log kehte hain ki achche log mar k sitare ban jaate hain, magar hum kehte hain k achche sitare gir k aap jaise dost ban jaate hain.
Good Morning!