SMS Jokes Post 5

Osama to Amitabh: How are you ?
Amitabh: "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham" And you?
Osama: "Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum"

Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
 
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey.

Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
 
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
 
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai