SMS Jokes Post 7

In chemistry class teacher asked a Girl: What are Nitrates ?
Girl answered shyly: Night rates, they r costlier than day.
Fill in the blank with YES or NO only.
_______ I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.